These are fur shorts. Why are they so compelling? I can't decide whether they are mesmerizing in a fabulous-flamboyant-avant garde-fashiony way or in a morbid-and-fiery-car-crash way. Please help me.
UPDATE: After much consideration, I have come to the conclusion that these shorts belong in neither category defined above. They are just, quite simply, Dolce and Gabbana. I feel that this is explanation enough.
Lady Gaga better wear these skiing.
